And there’s plenty more where that came from if you don’t stop being such a jerk!

Don’t you give me a fuckin’ hard time when I tell you to do something, boy, or I’m gonna beat your ass so hard you’re gonna need a blood transfusion.  Understand?

You like making me angry, don’t ya?

You like pissing me off, don’t ya?

You like pressing all of my god damn buttons.

And when I’m done beating your ass boy, what d’ya do?

Show it off to all your buddies to make ‘em jealous?

I’m keeping your ass red for the next 7 days.  If you don’t clean up the garage, I’m gonna keep it red for another 14 days.  You’re choice, boy.

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