OK, pup, get your leash and let's go for a nice long walk.

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If you piss in the house while I’m gone, pup, I’m gonna have you castrated!

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Your brothers,

Max & Rex,

like their

fire hydrants.

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Your brother, Baxter likes the street.

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Your brother,

Curly,

prefers

bushes

and trees.

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But YOU!

I used to think you were a few cards short of a full deck, but have finally come to realize:  you’re not stupid, you’re just

KINKY!!